Friday, November 12, 2004

Culinary Confessions

Generally speaking, we're a "Whole Foods-Organic if Possible-Naturopathic Leaning-Vitamin & Supplement Taking-Trans Fat Avoiding-Juice Drinking-Feingold Program" family. We haven't always been this way, but the more we've learned about nutrition the more we've tried to eat with health benefits in mind.

However, there is a thorn in the flesh and it goes by the name of
Spam Musubi.


Having been raised in Hawaii, Alan and I were accustomed to seeing Spam (the unofficial state meat) not only on the breakfast table along with eggs but also at family picnics, potlucks and parties. All Hawaiian restaurants worth their poi serve Spam. Even the McDonalds in the islands offer Spam & Eggs as an alternative to an Egg McMuffin!

When we moved to California, our fondness for Spam traveled with us. We diligently searched grocery store ads and stocked up whenever it went on sale. One year, Alan's parents came for a visit. Mom happily opened her box of gifts from Hawaii, and neatly packed along with the Kona coffee and the macadamia nuts were a dozen of the familiar cans. Alan didn't have the heart to tell her that it was cheaper to buy them here than in Hawaii. Many happy moments in our early married years were spent frying some up for fried rice or enjoying strips in bowls of saimin. And once our kids were born, the Grandmas eagerly indoctrinated them to the pleasures of local foods, including
you-know-what.


With our recent bent toward healthy eating, however, Spam has not been appearing very often in our kitchen. Our focus has been on eating lots of fruits and veggies, and along with our multi-vitamins we've been taking extra Vitamin C, Echinacea and Zinc to ward off bugs during flu season . So far so good.

This is where late-night blog-surfing can get one in trouble. I happened to be reading Marla's blog in which she made a casual reference to eating spicy Spam. My foodie antenna went up and a discussion ensued. She and I decided to blog simultaneously about the wonder meat and faster than you could say "rice and nori" I was googling Spam Musubi. Trust me, it's very hard to go to sleep at night with that as your last thought. The next day, I made the decision to temporarily abandon our normal cashew butter and organic apricot jam on whole wheat sandwiches. There began our downward spiral into shameful gluttony. "Hey, kids! Guess what we're having for lunch today?"

Scenes from Auntie Linda's Kau Kau Kitchen

All the necessary ingredients: Spam, rice and nori.
Mustn't forget the plastic musubi mold!


Wow, Mom, this looks Onolicious!


Add some carrots and milk, and you've covered
all the major food groups! ;-)

After the last morsel of rice was gone and we were done licking our fingers, I assessed the extent of our backsliding. Spam musubi will be a difficult comfort food to give up, but we're gonna have to do something. Desperate times call for desperate measures. This may require prayer and fasting.

I think I'll start tomorrow.

"Oh, give thanks to the Lord, for He is good! For His mercy endures forever." 1 Chronicles 16:34

11 comments:

  1. Oh my word!! This is the BEST idea! I'm thinking I'll make some of this for Zorak- nori AND spam! We never would have thought of that, but it's pure Ambrosia!

    You are so very cool.

    Dy

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  2. I have to agree with Linda L. Who would have thought someone could make spam look like it should be served at a 5-star restaurant? Impressive.

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  3. I'm looking at Spam in a whole new way! lol! I wondered who ate that stuff. Didn't realize it was such a delicacy.

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  4. I ate lots of Spam, too when I was growing up. My father used to brown it and put in scrambled eggs.

    The last time I actually saw Spam, my daughter's youth group was using it to have a sculpture contest. Your efforts with Spam looks far more appealing.

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  5. Ambrosia? Culinary genius? 5-star restaurant? Guys, get a grip: it's SPAM!

    Thanks for the chuckles! :-D

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  6. Sorry, I meant Ladies. :-) I should mention the one redeeming feature of our meal: I used Spam Lite! And I also remembered that Spam is Feingold approved. I'm rationalizing, I know.

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  7. Linda, found your site from Rebecca's. The Spam reminds me of the Klik we had as kids - same idea, meat in a tin, with little bits of jelly around the edges...can't say I miss it, though.

    Just wanted to say, your kids are gorgeous!

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  8. Welcome, Violet. And thank you. :-)

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  9. SPAM sculptures! My brother-in-law made a SPAM pig sculpture to take to a pot luck once. Big hit. LOL.

    Well, I have to say that using the Lite version makes it less appealing, but, well, I season with bacon grease, so... there ya have it. We are arterially challenged, I'm sure. The organics and whole foods only help to balance the sheer clogging lard we ingest. We think of it as a zen-like balance...

    Something like that. :-)

    Dy

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  10. Dy, you are too funny. Before you write off the Lite version, you ought to give it a try. It fries up just as crispy and tastes better than the regular (to our palates, anyway)! :-D

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  11. Spam! Doesn't the turkey version count as healthy? I don't eat much spam but once I got a weird craving for it (weird in that it rarely happens). The turkey stuff on rice and some pineapple really hit the spot! I'm off to the grocery store...

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