Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Valentines & Estate Sales

What's better than receiving a bouquet from my Valentine?

Receiving a bouquet signed by my FIVE Valentines!
(one hubby + three kids + one dog)

Reason # 429 why I love Alan

I received a postcard in the mail announcing an upcoming Estate Sale. I used to love going to these events B.K. (Before Kids) to hunt for antiques and vintage “treasures” but I haven’t been to one in ages. I no longer have the time, and I don’t need the clutter. One optimistic Estate Sale organizer keeps sending me these notices anyway. Out of curiosity, Alan asked what kinds of items were being sold at the upcoming sale. So I read the postcard aloud to him:

"Furniture: Thomasville-Dining Room Table & 6 chairs, Breakfront and Server. Hall tree. Sligh Grandfather Clock. Sofa. Bedroom Sets. Large Executive Desk by Leopold & Other Office Furniture. Several Recliner Chairs. Patio Furniture. Lamps. Ceiling Fan. Crystal, China and Silver: Cut crystal pieces & stemware. Silver Holloware. Noritake China in “Sommerset” Pattern-service for 8. Cups & Saucers. Hand-Painted Pieces. Decorative Items. Collectibles: Home & Car 8-Track Players and Tapes. Large Hand-Carved Wooden Cars & Trucks. 70s & 80s Star Wars Calendars. Rose Cinerama Program. Vintage Kodak & Poloroid Cameras. Mickey Mouse Talking Doll."


I glanced up. He was still listening, so I continued.

"Vintage Reel-to-Reel Tape & Record Players. Jewelry: Diamond, Turquoise & Better Costume Jewelry. Watches. Christmas Items: Avon Nativity Figurines. Indoor and Outdoor Lights. Plush Santas and Animals in All Sizes. Tools: Very Large Amount of Hand & Power Tools. Automotive Tools. Air Compressor. Steam Cleaner. Large Dollies. Socket Sets. Power Mowers & Edgers. Weedwacker, Leaf Blower, Garden Tools. Misc: Accordians. Antique Sewing Machine. 1920s Atwater Kent Radio. Collection of Beautiful Large Quilts. Baldwin Organ. Binoculars. Framed Oil Paintings. Brass Fireplace Fender. Television."

"That's it." I looked at Alan for a response.

He said, “Do you know what I want the Estate Sale notice to say when I die?”

I paused.

“Nooo…what do you want the Estate Sale notice to say when you die?”

“This guy had nothing!

"For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul?" Mark 8:36

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